Sunny knows more about talking to humans than you do!
JOB HUNT WITH THE YELLOW GUIDE DOG
The depression, guilt and pain caused by the inability to find work or become successfully employed
was so overwhelming they could not continue. What makes a person so depressed at the loss their job
they committed suicide? They should have concentrated on dog biscuits.
and attitude adjustments instead of designing ways to end their lives.
Make humans take you indoors If you have to learn one thing from this book it is in jobhunting 90% of
the time friends get friends jobs. Get it on and get friendly!
The ancestors of the yellow Labrador dog quickly adapted to the fierce winters of Canada. winters in
cold and harsh environment. Let’s be candid here. For the dog, first priority is not freezing your tail off
it is staying warm. Priority number two is getting food.
If a dog spent hours or even a day, on those two important priorities you’d have one cold, frozen, dead
dog. However by combining both tasks into one solution you will enjoy many warm sunrises and hot
food whenever you want.
All animals run away from the smell of gunshot, the blast of a shotgun noise, however if the dog
followed his nose towards the smell of gunshot, odds are strong a hungry dog would be eating turkey
tonight. So use your nose to find a human. The yellow Labrador is designed with 75% of the body
devoted to the sense of smell. When excited the dog actually goes blind and the hair stands up on
end. The muscle groups are called hackles and run from back of head to spine.
What should I bring? A stick.
What is the first impression? What does the dog usually show up with? Man can use the stick to play
and then make fire. The key is just be friendly towards humans. That nice man will take you home,
give you warmth, women will give the dog lots of food. Children will play with you and scratch behind
your ears. All you must do is allow them to pet your stomach and scratch your back a couple times a
day. And barking only at strangers.
Sunny the dog can not type, can not read french words like resume having a limited vocabulary. Dogs
are not welcome at job fairs where you will meet more strangers and the personnel and lawyers can
document “open and fair hiring practices.” When in fact friends get friends jobs 90% of the time.
Sunny is a dog - a great companion. Terrific watchdog. However his attitude is unlike the guy that his
just been laid off saying “I am an old dog, can not learn new tricks.” Sunny can not answer telephones,
stand by the fax machine, file, collect money, make coffee, take steno, make coffee and will not
entertain customers by taking them to sporting events.
This book bans the use of the French word resume and substitutes a “two page marketing presentation”
(if you do not know what that is, see index for description). Here is a solemn promise that afterwards
that nasty word will only be used twice in the book, and you just saw the first instance. From this point
forward it is called a “marketing presentation.” Not a biographical document, not a sing song of erratic
meanderings. Marketing presentation says it all.
<br><br>
SUMMARY Instructor for Computer classes – any age, beginner to advanced. EDUCATION: NJ College
Computer Science teacher (certification attached) Adjunct instructor – Sussex County College – Cisco
networking University of Phoenix – MBA Computer technology management Fairleigh Dickinson
University – MBA Finance Baruch College, New York, NY BBA - Accounting Fashion Institute of
Technology - SUNY AAS - Advertising and Communications School of Visual Arts - AAS Advertising
TEACHING EXPERIENCE Near You Networks 2002-2004 Teacher, consultant, Front Page
development for web pages and secure login for Hotspots “internet cafes” for NJ Cardinals stadium
“World’s largest cyber café,” Bell’s mansion, and Flapjack’s pancake house chain. networking guru for
ISP, Internet Service Provider, Sussex County College, Chubb Institute and AT&T Learning Center.
Built hubs, designed wireless computer security systems for Mountain Creek, NJ Cardinals stadium,
Holiday Inn, Skylands of Randolph. Created Internet Hotspots for Bell’s Mansion, G&S Deli, Flapjacks
Pancake House, Woodside Consulting, Inc. Microsoft Solutions Provider, Cisco reseller, Cisco certified
instructor. · Long-term assignments within major companies teaching computer literacy. LAN had over
2,000 nodes in a multiple wide area network infrastructure technology. · PC Repair classes, Appeared
before groups up to 300 people zoning & planning boards as a trustee of the historical society. Also
active in professional societies and writer for a computer magazine. · Helpdesk/setup/taught modem
applications through the Internet. Assumed responsibility for training employees and contractors ·
Trained users on CADD systems. Wrote safety procedures. Employee how-to-do-it manuals,
photographs, CAD drawings and documentation and writing. · For the Information Services department
of M&M Mars taught Excel downloading techniques and modem download/transfers thereby
eliminating retyping of numbers. Imported and consolidated data from Lotus, WordPerfect, Quattro
pro, and Unix/Dos based word processors for the annual corporate budget approval processes. Training
Trained staff on Excel and Lotus macros to improve customer service training. Trained employees on
a disaster recovery plan that documented all procedures, systems and equipment for recovery and
catastrophe planning. Automated the 1099 manual reporting. Instituted a monthly audit and review of
troublesome accounts. MEMBERSHIPS: Enrolled in Microsoft Certified Engineer classes. MCSE
Microsoft Partner, Banyan Partner, IBM Partner, Novell Partner, Partner levels for Cisco, Lotus Notes,
HP, 3com, Created over 300 web pages for AT&T with Domino Association of Systems Managers
ACGNJ Amateur Computer Club of New Jersey - regular writer in the newsletter for reviews of
hardware/software beta tester for Windows 95, Cairo projects HARDWARE: IBM P/Cs Mainframes, 36,
38, A/S 400, Unix, Ethernet, Token Ring, Peer to Peers, Arcnet, Twisted Pair, 10BaseT, Appletalk,
routers and bridges, Wyse, Compaq, Wang, MacIntosh, taught classes in the disassembly and
reassembly of computers SOFTWARE: Installed and taught classes in Microsoft Office, WordPerfect,
Lotus, Macros, Excel, Harvard Graphics, Samna, Windows, MSWord, Quattro, Novell, and DOS
utilities/ diagnostics. Some experience in C, RPG III, Ramis, Focus, Nomad MODULES: Dun &
Bradstreet Software - McCormack/Dodge, SAP, Peoplesoft, MSA - all modules including human
resources, fixed assets, travel and expense to materials management, Expertlink and Information
Expert LANGUAGES: C programing, scripting, RPG III, Visual Basic, light coding CONSULTANT
Woodside Consulting, Inc. President and Owner (Mar 1993 - present) Supported companies like
Prudential, (4 separate consulting assignments,) Ryan Beck, First Interregional, Baxter Healthcare,
Price Waterhouse Coopers, Kwasha-Lipton, Ernst and Young, Hoffmann-LaRoche, M&M Mars,
Computron, AT&T, Dun & Bradstreet, in project management. Coordinated activities for User
Acceptance Testing (UAT) for system enhancements. Managed a staff working on the LAN operations
and Y2K testing. Managed installations and Windows NT rollouts/remedy helpdesks. Managed images
and Ghosted 1,500 PC's in a multi-department rollout at Coopers and Lybrand for a Windows 95/NT
Managed Compaq builds. Client Contact Support (Pre-sales) Client Network Design Support
Organization theory: "Fundamentals of management" discussed vertical and horizontal administrations
in government and private industry. Coursework Coursework examined the full range of human
characteristics from Pavlovian experiments to why people vote/sleep/buy specific goods and services.
ABOUT PROFESSOR HARRY BRODERICK
I am a certified computer college teacher licensed by the state of New
Jersey, however I set up the Cisco program at Sussex County
College and Manchester Regional High School Networking Academy
My expertise working on Fortune 100 LANs has given me the
extraordinary gifts of flexibility and intuitiveness that is highly beneficial
to your students as a teacher and I would be interested in full time
employment with the school District. I hold a Business School Admin
license and certified NJ State teacher authorized to teach college
level computer science and accounting on the following levels: · 300
web pages for AT&T using HTML Graphics. · Currently attending
classes for wireless certification, VoIP and security · Certified Cisco
instructor – taught Cisco CCNA to beginners for NJ Dept of Labor ·
Advanced CAD Release 12 - I have designed cubicles for office
buildings and produced blueprints for environmental labs. · Investment
courses - I hold a Series 7 and Series 63 licenses for trading stocks
and bonds. I have consulted for Prudential, Ryan Beck and Merrill
Lynch. · Created Lotus Financial schedules for companies like
Nabisco, Midlantic, AT&T · Desktop publishing - have written articles
for industry newsletters, historical newspapers and corporate
presentations. Graphic packages include Framemaker, Page, and
Linux Professor Harry Broderick 19 Fishers Lane Sparta, NJ 07871
(973) 729-5986 (voice) (973)332-6614 (cell)
The depression, guilt and pain caused by the inability to find work or become successfully employed
was so overwhelming they could not continue. What makes a person so depressed at the loss their job
they committed suicide? They should have concentrated on dog biscuits.
and attitude adjustments instead of designing ways to end their lives.
Make humans take you indoors If you have to learn one thing from this book it is in jobhunting 90% of
the time friends get friends jobs. Get it on and get friendly!
The ancestors of the yellow Labrador dog quickly adapted to the fierce winters of Canada. winters in
cold and harsh environment. Let’s be candid here. For the dog, first priority is not freezing your tail off
it is staying warm. Priority number two is getting food.
If a dog spent hours or even a day, on those two important priorities you’d have one cold, frozen, dead
dog. However by combining both tasks into one solution you will enjoy many warm sunrises and hot
food whenever you want.
All animals run away from the smell of gunshot, the blast of a shotgun noise, however if the dog
followed his nose towards the smell of gunshot, odds are strong a hungry dog would be eating turkey
tonight. So use your nose to find a human. The yellow Labrador is designed with 75% of the body
devoted to the sense of smell. When excited the dog actually goes blind and the hair stands up on
end. The muscle groups are called hackles and run from back of head to spine.
What should I bring? A stick.
What is the first impression? What does the dog usually show up with? Man can use the stick to play
and then make fire. The key is just be friendly towards humans. That nice man will take you home,
give you warmth, women will give the dog lots of food. Children will play with you and scratch behind
your ears. All you must do is allow them to pet your stomach and scratch your back a couple times a
day. And barking only at strangers.
Sunny the dog can not type, can not read french words like resume having a limited vocabulary. Dogs
are not welcome at job fairs where you will meet more strangers and the personnel and lawyers can
document “open and fair hiring practices.” When in fact friends get friends jobs 90% of the time.
Sunny is a dog - a great companion. Terrific watchdog. However his attitude is unlike the guy that his
just been laid off saying “I am an old dog, can not learn new tricks.” Sunny can not answer telephones,
stand by the fax machine, file, collect money, make coffee, take steno, make coffee and will not
entertain customers by taking them to sporting events.
This book bans the use of the French word resume and substitutes a “two page marketing presentation”
(if you do not know what that is, see index for description). Here is a solemn promise that afterwards
that nasty word will only be used twice in the book, and you just saw the first instance. From this point
forward it is called a “marketing presentation.” Not a biographical document, not a sing song of erratic
meanderings. Marketing presentation says it all.
<br><br>
SUMMARY Instructor for Computer classes – any age, beginner to advanced. EDUCATION: NJ College
Computer Science teacher (certification attached) Adjunct instructor – Sussex County College – Cisco
networking University of Phoenix – MBA Computer technology management Fairleigh Dickinson
University – MBA Finance Baruch College, New York, NY BBA - Accounting Fashion Institute of
Technology - SUNY AAS - Advertising and Communications School of Visual Arts - AAS Advertising
TEACHING EXPERIENCE Near You Networks 2002-2004 Teacher, consultant, Front Page
development for web pages and secure login for Hotspots “internet cafes” for NJ Cardinals stadium
“World’s largest cyber café,” Bell’s mansion, and Flapjack’s pancake house chain. networking guru for
ISP, Internet Service Provider, Sussex County College, Chubb Institute and AT&T Learning Center.
Built hubs, designed wireless computer security systems for Mountain Creek, NJ Cardinals stadium,
Holiday Inn, Skylands of Randolph. Created Internet Hotspots for Bell’s Mansion, G&S Deli, Flapjacks
Pancake House, Woodside Consulting, Inc. Microsoft Solutions Provider, Cisco reseller, Cisco certified
instructor. · Long-term assignments within major companies teaching computer literacy. LAN had over
2,000 nodes in a multiple wide area network infrastructure technology. · PC Repair classes, Appeared
before groups up to 300 people zoning & planning boards as a trustee of the historical society. Also
active in professional societies and writer for a computer magazine. · Helpdesk/setup/taught modem
applications through the Internet. Assumed responsibility for training employees and contractors ·
Trained users on CADD systems. Wrote safety procedures. Employee how-to-do-it manuals,
photographs, CAD drawings and documentation and writing. · For the Information Services department
of M&M Mars taught Excel downloading techniques and modem download/transfers thereby
eliminating retyping of numbers. Imported and consolidated data from Lotus, WordPerfect, Quattro
pro, and Unix/Dos based word processors for the annual corporate budget approval processes. Training
Trained staff on Excel and Lotus macros to improve customer service training. Trained employees on
a disaster recovery plan that documented all procedures, systems and equipment for recovery and
catastrophe planning. Automated the 1099 manual reporting. Instituted a monthly audit and review of
troublesome accounts. MEMBERSHIPS: Enrolled in Microsoft Certified Engineer classes. MCSE
Microsoft Partner, Banyan Partner, IBM Partner, Novell Partner, Partner levels for Cisco, Lotus Notes,
HP, 3com, Created over 300 web pages for AT&T with Domino Association of Systems Managers
ACGNJ Amateur Computer Club of New Jersey - regular writer in the newsletter for reviews of
hardware/software beta tester for Windows 95, Cairo projects HARDWARE: IBM P/Cs Mainframes, 36,
38, A/S 400, Unix, Ethernet, Token Ring, Peer to Peers, Arcnet, Twisted Pair, 10BaseT, Appletalk,
routers and bridges, Wyse, Compaq, Wang, MacIntosh, taught classes in the disassembly and
reassembly of computers SOFTWARE: Installed and taught classes in Microsoft Office, WordPerfect,
Lotus, Macros, Excel, Harvard Graphics, Samna, Windows, MSWord, Quattro, Novell, and DOS
utilities/ diagnostics. Some experience in C, RPG III, Ramis, Focus, Nomad MODULES: Dun &
Bradstreet Software - McCormack/Dodge, SAP, Peoplesoft, MSA - all modules including human
resources, fixed assets, travel and expense to materials management, Expertlink and Information
Expert LANGUAGES: C programing, scripting, RPG III, Visual Basic, light coding CONSULTANT
Woodside Consulting, Inc. President and Owner (Mar 1993 - present) Supported companies like
Prudential, (4 separate consulting assignments,) Ryan Beck, First Interregional, Baxter Healthcare,
Price Waterhouse Coopers, Kwasha-Lipton, Ernst and Young, Hoffmann-LaRoche, M&M Mars,
Computron, AT&T, Dun & Bradstreet, in project management. Coordinated activities for User
Acceptance Testing (UAT) for system enhancements. Managed a staff working on the LAN operations
and Y2K testing. Managed installations and Windows NT rollouts/remedy helpdesks. Managed images
and Ghosted 1,500 PC's in a multi-department rollout at Coopers and Lybrand for a Windows 95/NT
Managed Compaq builds. Client Contact Support (Pre-sales) Client Network Design Support
Organization theory: "Fundamentals of management" discussed vertical and horizontal administrations
in government and private industry. Coursework Coursework examined the full range of human
characteristics from Pavlovian experiments to why people vote/sleep/buy specific goods and services.
ABOUT PROFESSOR HARRY BRODERICK
I am a certified computer college teacher licensed by the state of New
Jersey, however I set up the Cisco program at Sussex County
College and Manchester Regional High School Networking Academy
My expertise working on Fortune 100 LANs has given me the
extraordinary gifts of flexibility and intuitiveness that is highly beneficial
to your students as a teacher and I would be interested in full time
employment with the school District. I hold a Business School Admin
license and certified NJ State teacher authorized to teach college
level computer science and accounting on the following levels: · 300
web pages for AT&T using HTML Graphics. · Currently attending
classes for wireless certification, VoIP and security · Certified Cisco
instructor – taught Cisco CCNA to beginners for NJ Dept of Labor ·
Advanced CAD Release 12 - I have designed cubicles for office
buildings and produced blueprints for environmental labs. · Investment
courses - I hold a Series 7 and Series 63 licenses for trading stocks
and bonds. I have consulted for Prudential, Ryan Beck and Merrill
Lynch. · Created Lotus Financial schedules for companies like
Nabisco, Midlantic, AT&T · Desktop publishing - have written articles
for industry newsletters, historical newspapers and corporate
presentations. Graphic packages include Framemaker, Page, and
Linux Professor Harry Broderick 19 Fishers Lane Sparta, NJ 07871
(973) 729-5986 (voice) (973)332-6614 (cell)
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