Sunny the dog knows more about talking to humans than you do!
How do you start a conversation with a complete stranger?
"Look out on the horizon, say "that reminds me of high school!"
--"Within minutes, you will get a few job leads in any profession."
How do you start a conversation with a complete stranger?
"Look out on the horizon, say "that reminds me of high school!"
--"Within minutes, you will get a few job leads in any profession."
JOB HUNT WITH THE YELLOW GUIDE DOG
The depression, guilt and pain caused by the inability to find work
or become successfully employed was so overwhelming they could
not continue. What makes a person so depressed at the loss their
job they committed suicide? Maybe they should have concentrated
on dog biscuits and attitude adjustments instead of designing ways
to end their lives.
For the wild dog - make humans take you indoors If you have to
learn one thing from this book it is in jobhunting 90% of the time
friends get friends jobs. Get it on and get friendly!
INTERESTING NEWS, Oprah Winfrey's people are looking
at the book and want to hear success stories for people that
found a job using the principles in the book. Please call us
right away with your story. Anybody want to fly to Chicago
and appear live on Oprah? We can not guarantee anything,
but Oprah's people say they want job stories along with the
author Professor Broderick
Let’s be candid here. For the dog, first priority is not freezing
your tail off it is staying warm. Priority number two is getting
food.
If a dog spent hours or even a day, on those two important
priorities you’d have one cold, frozen, dead dog. However by
combining both tasks into one solution you will enjoy many
warm sunrises and hot food whenever you want.
All animals run away from the smell of gunshot, the blast of a
shotgun noise, however if the dog followed his nose towards
the smell of gunshot, odds are strong a hungry dog would be
eating turkey tonight. So use your nose to find a human. The
yellow Labrador is designed with 75% of the body devoted to
the sense of smell. When excited the dog actually goes blind
and the hair stands up on end. The muscle groups are called
hackles and run from back of head to spine.
What should I bring? A stick.
What is the first impression? What does the dog usually show
up with? Man can use the stick to play and then make fire.
The key is just be friendly towards humans. That nice man
will take you home, give you warmth, women will give the dog
lots of food. Children will play with you and scratch behind
your ears. All you must do is allow them to pet your stomach
and scratch your back a couple times a day. And barking only
at strangers.
Sunny the dog can not type, can not read french words like
resume having a limited vocabulary. Dogs are not welcome at
job fairs where you will meet more strangers and the
personnel and lawyers can document “open and fair hiring
practices.” When in fact friends get friends jobs 90% of the
time.
Sunny is a dog - a great companion. Terrific watchdog.
However his attitude is unlike the guy that his just been laid
off saying “I am an old dog, can not learn new tricks.” Sunny
can not answer telephones, stand by the fax machine, file,
collect money, make coffee, take steno, make coffee and will
not entertain customers by taking them to sporting events.
This book bans the use of the French word resume and
substitutes a “two page marketing presentation” (if you do
not know what that is, see index for description). Here is a
solemn promise that afterwards that nasty word will only be
used twice in the book, and you just saw the first instance.
From this point forward it is called a “marketing
presentation.” Not a biographical document, not a sing song
of erratic meanderings. Marketing presentation says it all.
Order your copy today
Job Hunt With the Yellow Guide Dog
ISBN 978-0-9662018-4-0
Make check payable to
8 Broad Rocks, LLC 19 Fishers Ln Sparta NJ 07871-2402
The depression, guilt and pain caused by the inability to find work
or become successfully employed was so overwhelming they could
not continue. What makes a person so depressed at the loss their
job they committed suicide? Maybe they should have concentrated
on dog biscuits and attitude adjustments instead of designing ways
to end their lives.
For the wild dog - make humans take you indoors If you have to
learn one thing from this book it is in jobhunting 90% of the time
friends get friends jobs. Get it on and get friendly!
INTERESTING NEWS, Oprah Winfrey's people are looking
at the book and want to hear success stories for people that
found a job using the principles in the book. Please call us
right away with your story. Anybody want to fly to Chicago
and appear live on Oprah? We can not guarantee anything,
but Oprah's people say they want job stories along with the
author Professor Broderick
Let’s be candid here. For the dog, first priority is not freezing
your tail off it is staying warm. Priority number two is getting
food.
If a dog spent hours or even a day, on those two important
priorities you’d have one cold, frozen, dead dog. However by
combining both tasks into one solution you will enjoy many
warm sunrises and hot food whenever you want.
All animals run away from the smell of gunshot, the blast of a
shotgun noise, however if the dog followed his nose towards
the smell of gunshot, odds are strong a hungry dog would be
eating turkey tonight. So use your nose to find a human. The
yellow Labrador is designed with 75% of the body devoted to
the sense of smell. When excited the dog actually goes blind
and the hair stands up on end. The muscle groups are called
hackles and run from back of head to spine.
What should I bring? A stick.
What is the first impression? What does the dog usually show
up with? Man can use the stick to play and then make fire.
The key is just be friendly towards humans. That nice man
will take you home, give you warmth, women will give the dog
lots of food. Children will play with you and scratch behind
your ears. All you must do is allow them to pet your stomach
and scratch your back a couple times a day. And barking only
at strangers.
Sunny the dog can not type, can not read french words like
resume having a limited vocabulary. Dogs are not welcome at
job fairs where you will meet more strangers and the
personnel and lawyers can document “open and fair hiring
practices.” When in fact friends get friends jobs 90% of the
time.
Sunny is a dog - a great companion. Terrific watchdog.
However his attitude is unlike the guy that his just been laid
off saying “I am an old dog, can not learn new tricks.” Sunny
can not answer telephones, stand by the fax machine, file,
collect money, make coffee, take steno, make coffee and will
not entertain customers by taking them to sporting events.
This book bans the use of the French word resume and
substitutes a “two page marketing presentation” (if you do
not know what that is, see index for description). Here is a
solemn promise that afterwards that nasty word will only be
used twice in the book, and you just saw the first instance.
From this point forward it is called a “marketing
presentation.” Not a biographical document, not a sing song
of erratic meanderings. Marketing presentation says it all.
Order your copy today
Job Hunt With the Yellow Guide Dog
ISBN 978-0-9662018-4-0
Make check payable to
8 Broad Rocks, LLC 19 Fishers Ln Sparta NJ 07871-2402
Who can give better hunting advice than a hunting dog?
The dog would say "success is not about paper, stamps and
envelopes, but the number of new contacts you make on a daily basis."
The dog would say "success is not about paper, stamps and
envelopes, but the number of new contacts you make on a daily basis."
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